Woman
saleswoman has a highly penetrating voice selling knives and giving
away vegetable slicer. Hope she commits seppku in aisle to prove its
"special sharpness"
Customer who has taken advantage of lots of rolls for 9p as
well as donuts and meat pies going for absurdly low prices. I wonder
if he is going to have a party? If he is then the mice are not
invited as he buys 5 mouse traps
Woman works in local court. Some appalling people that she has
to deal with. But if it wasn't for the riff raff I'd be out of a job"
Suggest that "If it wasn't for the Riff Raff" would be
excellent title for her autobiography
Last man very small and cross looking wears a straw hat and with a beard looks like a certain French artist. He buys lots of brandy several bottles and upbraids me for not giving him enough bags for him to pack the drink all he needed to do was ask. He has a foreign accent I think he is German. He is obviously in a hurry
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