Tuesday 7 May 2013

No time Toulouse




Woman saleswoman has a highly penetrating voice selling knives and giving away vegetable slicer. Hope she commits seppku in aisle to prove its "special sharpness"

 Customer who has taken advantage of lots of rolls for 9p as well as donuts and meat pies going for absurdly low prices. I wonder if he is going to have a party? If he is then the mice are not invited as he buys 5 mouse traps

 Woman works in local court. Some appalling people that she has to deal with. But if it wasn't for the riff raff I'd be out of a job" Suggest that "If it wasn't for the Riff Raff" would be excellent title for her autobiography

Last man very small and cross looking wears a straw hat and with a beard looks like a certain French artist. He buys lots of brandy several bottles and upbraids me for not giving him enough bags for him to pack the drink all he needed to do was ask. He has a foreign accent I think he is German. He is obviously in a hurry

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