" Do I have a Malmo face"?

 

A man buys Garibaldi biscuits and I ask him whether he has always liked the revolutionary biscuit. You have your Bourbon, your Zapata and your Trotsky biscuit. The joke unfortunately goes over his head

A woman buys Sprouts. If she starts boiling them now they ought to be ready for Xmas I believe

The media is still full of Paula White's drunken rant on Radio Stoke. I listened to it and found it very funny. Let's Paaaarty as Paula would say

The machine goes and I am swiping card. I note the man is a Neilsen. He said he was Swedish. "Are you from Malmo", I ask as a pure guess. Yes he replies " Do I have a Malmo face"?, he says