A paltry matter

Woman gets Les Mis DVD and has the hots for Hugh Jackman." But he would not give me a second glance"

Re the big funeral I thought I would write a piece on premature burial for the P and T especially in the light of the Rushton Spencer case and the lover who was buried alive by the deranged apothecary father.

Couple asked whether we sold balloons although I was unclear whether they wanted  party balloons or the R101.

Woman buys chicken breeder magazine and not cheap certainly not a paltry matter.

Woman from Mothers Union and is singing its praises in what it does in area of social policy- "We are not all Jam or Jerusalem"