Tuesday, 8 October 2013

There's no business like show business



Woman has pet Racoon that loves chocolate cake. I can imagine the critter with its little nose pressed against the glass of a cake shop which is steaming up

Spoke at work to a woman from Edinburgh who was holidaying in Stoke. She must want an Unrest Cure

Couple were talking about immigrants wanting to take our Christmas over and banning Xmas. I pointed out that the Winterval thing was a commercial concept to extend late year shopping from December right through to February dreamed up, I believe, by the Brummies

Target culture I had a job as a Santa at Potteries Centre. We had 90 seconds to see each kid, a manager dressed as elf in grotto timed me. She did not make a very good elf

 I remember Barrie the elderly gay with bouffant hair style who used to get in the Sun in Shelton and do Ethel Merman impersonations. he could belt them out

This New Journalism where people write articles for free seems all the rage in the Sentinel. It is also getting thinner a shopper told me that he had picked up three by mistake thinking it was one

Woman a retired psychologist studied at Mass and knew Sylvia Plath. Visited Plath’s grave in Yorkshire it kept getting vandalised by feminists who objected to Ted Hughes being on the stone


First customer bought large box of condoms and small box of Maltesers. Obviously result of a costing exercise as well as optimism

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