Woman has pet Racoon that loves chocolate cake. I can
imagine the critter with its little nose pressed against the glass of a cake
shop which is steaming up
Spoke at work to a woman from Edinburgh who was holidaying
in Stoke. She must want an Unrest Cure
Couple were talking about immigrants wanting to take our
Christmas over and banning Xmas. I pointed out that the Winterval thing was a
commercial concept to extend late year shopping from December right through to
February dreamed up, I believe, by the Brummies
Target culture I had a job as a Santa at Potteries Centre.
We had 90 seconds to see each kid, a manager dressed as elf in grotto timed me.
She did not make a very good elf
I remember Barrie the elderly gay with bouffant hair
style who used to get in the Sun in Shelton
and do Ethel Merman impersonations. he could belt them out
This New Journalism where people write articles for free
seems all the rage in the Sentinel. It is also getting thinner a shopper told
me that he had picked up three by mistake thinking it was one
Woman a retired psychologist studied at Mass and knew Sylvia
Plath. Visited Plath’s grave in Yorkshire it
kept getting vandalised by feminists who objected to Ted Hughes being on the
stone
First customer bought large box of condoms and small
box of Maltesers. Obviously result of a costing exercise as well as optimism
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