A customer recounted her experience on LSD. A
tune in drop out although in this case he thought she had turned into a
vampire. I used to work with someone who used to drop a tab of acid whilst in
the Chiselhurst Caves- a favourite mod hangout in the 60s. He spent hours
looking at an orange.
At work yesterday spoke to woman from Montreal . Other woman
further down the line misheard " Did she say that she was a Comedian"
"No", I responded " a Canadian"
Seems Bin Laden stopped by cops for speeding in Pakistan . I
suspect those videos he watched as shot by Navy Seals were old "Top
Gear" progs.
At work woman said that she could not get her
Lemon Tree to produce fruit. I suggested she play Music to them as suggested by
the Prince of Wales. I gather Bach works well on trees.
Told Ann Charlesworth at work the following anecdote which I read in the
Michael Sandel book on " Justice" on the folly of utilitarianism and
cost benefit analysis. In the 70s there were complaints that men were staying
overnight at St Anne's College, Oxford .
The traditionalists were appalled and decided to apply a charge after carrying
out a cost/ benefit analysis of the impact of having males staying at the
College. They decided to charge men 50p per night with the maximum of 3 nights
stay. The Guardian heard about this and ran the headline ST ANNE'S GIRLS 50P A
NIGHT!!
Sold a Goblin suet meat pudding which now comes
in plastic not in the tin that you used to punch at the top otherwise the thing
tended to explode as it was boiled. I wonder what the casualty rate was from
the exploding ordinace as metal, suet and hot gravy flew around the kitchen?
There might be a monument at the Arboretum for the fallen victims of the
Goblin.
Just a though.
Just a though.
Good mix of the Pithy as ever BC.
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