Hold box of soft fruit carefully to scan and tell man. “Have
to hold it this way otherwise your plums might drop out” which doesn’t sound
right.
Couple complain about the loud music. They have a point. Old
guy would prefer Stan Kenton while woman musicals. Suggest Gilbert/Sullivan as
compromise
I am doing a talk on Transportation for local history
society. Customer thinks it’s a good idea
Child’s toy makes a sound as I scan it. It’s the first time
an item has talked back.
People buy Heather if they travel a few miles they can get
it for free, if that’s legal
Man spends so much time paying £9.55. He was digging deeply
into his purse. “Struck a seam yet” I say.
The man at the till spends so long that it’s fascinating
that’s it almost like watching a Noh play
I try a joke on the hill farmer which flies over his head I
think that the joke like fire and wheel has only just arrived in the hills
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