Catwoman- an apology

I was under the false impression that Lee Meredith when it was actually Lee Meriweather and I was corrected this morning by the Batman enthusiast I served yesterday.

We have to wear Red, White and Blue for Saturday, it being the Coronation Celebration day as well as something to do with Britain's got talent . I might pin a Revolutionary Cockade to my Opera hat for the day.

Man says that he saw Oscar Pistorious running at the last Olympics possibly the last time he will see that.

Large woman in trackies of which she has no control slipping down exposing me and the shoppers to this large white moon of an arse and she was in the Seasonal Offers aisle as well.

Cucumber sandwiches

Woman buys Battenberg cake , cucumber and tin of salmon. Paaarty time I always think of cucumber in vinegar with salmon sandwiches with the Battenberg Cake. I ask the woman whether she has a butler serving the repast off a salver. there has to be a lawn and the mewing of a peacock in the distance as well. If only the woman replies.

A man asks me to check if I had any Olympic 50p pieces. I had no idea that we did them. But I did find two coins, one which had boxing on and the other cycling. You see there is a Olympic legacy after all

Woman has a small child been given a lift in a trolley. I ask whether she knew that we had a bogof offer on small children last week. The child in the trolley did remind me a bit of the scene in "Chitty, Chitty. Bang Bang with the child catcher played, I think, by Robert Helpmann.

I ask about the quality of Australian. Its pretty good I am assured and better than French wine. Its not so long ago that Aussie wine was mocked. I am thinking of the Monty Python sketch of Melbourne "Old and Yellow" and a wine that had qualities of being a "good hand to hand combat wine"