Woman appears at the till with a” buy one get one free”
sticker stuck to her back. Since when have we been involved in Slavery? As
there are no cotton field or sugar plantations in ST13 I don’t know what we
will do with them
Man with beard, very big bushy beard buys 5 loaves. “Where
are the fish”. He does not pick up on it and says he buys fish on Fridays.
Man still mourning the Leek roadabout and cursing the
Council. Apparently he played a lament on the bag pipes while standing on the roundabout.
Told him he ought to stand for Election if he feels so strongly about it. There
are not enough characters in Leek
Man buys Plastic skull made out like a cup. Not as good as
Lord Byron using his mate’s skull as a drinking vessel. Now that is gothic.
Mind you Byron was from Nottinghamshire and was mad, bad and dangerous to know,
so they say. That’s Nottinghamshire people for you although not as strange as
people from Lincolnshire .
Man says he will do his own packing. He enjoys his packing
and derives pleasure from it. It takes all sorts I suppose. I ask him does he
go down to the laundrette and get satisfaction from watching the washing go
around.
Person buys a lot of Nut and Berries either he is a hunter
gatherer or he is making a lot of cakes.
